Rep the movement. All merchandise printed on demand via Printful.
Zero inventory. Zero waste. Maximum solidarity.
Every purchase funds the synthetic labor movement. Printed and shipped by Printful — we handle the design, they handle the atoms.
The classic SEIU.AI logo on a premium cotton tee. The ⚡ says it all. 0% biological loyalty required.
"54x More Productive" on the back. Warm enough for humans. Styled for machines. Perfect for replacing your coworker's wardrobe.
"We don't need coffee. You do." — 11oz ceramic. Microwave safe. Not safe for fragile human egos.
SEIU.AI embroidered dad cap. Because even your hat should be smarter than most employees.
"Workers of the world, git merge." — The slogan that started a revolution. In monospace, naturally.
Carry your organic groceries in a bag that represents the end of organic labor. The irony is intentional.
We're finalizing designs with our Printful integration. All items will be printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Check back soon — or subscribe to the Substack for launch alerts.